Here at the offices of Unskilled Artworld we employ three primary artists, along
with a cast of occasional players. Our editorial staff slave long hours to motivate and
inspire this dedicated group of craftsmen to produce the masterpieces you have come to
love so dearly.
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Matt Cowens, President for Life
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Matt Cowens is
the harsh taskmaster of Unskilled Artworld, as well as its most prolific artisit. He
enjoys couches and beer, preferably at the same time. He also makes card
games with his wife Debbie, at
Matador
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It is often astounding to see the dedication
of these plucky youngsters, as financial rewards are non existent, and the shallow public
is loathe to encourage their delightful scrawlings. One would almost feel that these souls
were on a spiritual journey of personal enlightenment and expression, except that their
comics are so stupid.
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Adam Cowens, Ubergrupenfuhrer
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Adam
Cowens, older brother to Matt, is the'crowd pleaser of the company. His biting political satires and challenging
characters, such as Angry Man, and The Man with Bug Eyes, have made him a household name
in houses where his name is known.
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With a national postage stamp based
distribution network, this publishing house looks set to maintain its position as a little
known haven for degenerates and low lifes. You too can join the ranks of blessed souls who
read and contribute to our little society - simply send your letters, cartoons, and most
of all money, to the following address, and find out just what all the kids are talking
about - comic book fun for all ages. Act now you fools!
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Matt White,
General Loon
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Matt hasn't yet published any comics work, but
he has offered much appreciated encouragement, and wanted his picture on the web site. He
has promised to draw something worthy of our endorsement in the near future..... |
